I should start with an apology to Rudy Giuliani. I said every sentence Rudy utters has a noun, a verb, and 9/11 in it. I was wrong. He called me to tell me after Pat Robertson's endorsement, there's an Amen in every sentence he says too.

Think about the decade after Iraq, not just the day after.

I know I'm not supposed to like muscle cars, but I like muscle cars.

A gaffe in Washington is someone telling the truth, and telling the truth has never hurt me.

Everyone thinks because we love cars and our dad was in the business, we love the mechanical end of cars.

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people.

I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS. There's no shame in being tested for AIDS.