You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan.

If I hear one more Republican tell me about balancing the budget, I am going to strangle them.

It is true that the vast majority of gun deaths in America are not the consequence of the use of an 'assault weapon.' But that begs the question of whether assault weapons have any real utility either in terms of any sporting or self protection needs.

I get overwhelming support in the African-American community.

I should start with an apology to Rudy Giuliani. I said every sentence Rudy utters has a noun, a verb, and 9/11 in it. I was wrong. He called me to tell me after Pat Robertson's endorsement, there's an Amen in every sentence he says too.

Everyone plagiarizes me. Ever since I wrote my autobiography.

An abusive relationship is worse than being in prison. I mean literally, not figuratively.