Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive.

In this world, emotion has become suspect - the accepted style is smooth, antiseptic and passionless.

The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.

And I think Hillary Clinton is able to be elected president of the United States.

Donald Trump is appealing to, that whole expression, everybody who asked me, why is Trump able to win in those 16 people? There's a whole expression. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. I'm not very good at prognosticating but I would not be surprised if he's the nominee.

I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS. There's no shame in being tested for AIDS.

We were never motorheads. We knew fast cars. We knew how to siphon gas - me - charge the battery when it was down. But never hot-wired a car.