My dad always said, 'Champ, the measure of a man is not how often he is knocked down, but how quickly he gets up.'

I was part of the journey of a remarkable man [Barack Obama] who did remarkable things.

You know, the eleven million people living in the shadows, I believe, they're already American citizens... These people are just waiting, waiting for a chance to contribute fully. And by that standard alone eleven million undocumented aliens are already Americans in my view.

Al Gore invented the Internet.

Millionaires are just as patriotic as poor people. The very wealthy are just as noble and patriotic as the middle class. But nothing has been asked of them in this horrendous recession. And it's time we just ask.

I know the polling data shows people have a negative view but if you listen to everything out there, you think, my God. We're in such deep trouble. We created more jobs than every other industrial country in the world combined.

Theres only three things [Giuliani] mentions in a sentence—a noun, a verb, and 9/11