Oh diary, I love her, I love her, I love her so much. Jordana is the most amazing person I have ever met. I could eat her. I could drink her blood. She's the only person I would allow to be shrunk to microscopic size and explore me in a tiny submersible machine. She is wonderful and beautiful and sensitive and funny and sexy. She's too good for me, she's too good for anyone! All I could do was let her know. I said: "I love you more than words. And I am a big fan of words.
Joe DunthorneI bought a packet of Trojanยฎ Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: โNo. 1 in AMERICAโ. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience.
Joe DunthorneAnger does not come easy to me. It is something I have to encourage, like a greyhound in second place.
Joe Dunthorne