And he paddled away in his douche canoe.

You know someone for a while and then one day a hole opens underneath them, and they fall out of your world.

Longhaired preachers come out every night, Tryin' to tell us what's wrong and what's right. But when asked about something to eat, They will tell you in voices so sweet. You will eat (You will eat!) By and by, (By and by!) In that glorious land in the sky. (Way up high!) Work and pray, live on hay, You'll get pie in the sky when you die. (That's a lie!)

The blood of a redheaded woman is three degrees cooler than the blood of a normal woman. This has been established by medical studies.

He understood that the ghost existed first and foremost within his own head. That maybe ghosts always haunted minds, not places. If he wanted to take a shot at it, he’d have to turn the barrel against his own temple.

The language of sin was universal, the original Esperanto.

Gold don't come off. What's good stays good no matter how much of a beating it takes.