You can't let facts get in the way of the truth.

... people made the imaginary real all the time: taking the music they heard in their head and recording it, seeing a house in their imagination and building it. Fantasy was always only a reality waiting to be switched on.

That was one thing you found out when you were stoned, or wasted, or feverish: that the world was always turning and that only a healthy mind could block out the sickening whirl of it.

And he paddled away in his douche canoe.

The blood of a redheaded woman is three degrees cooler than the blood of a normal woman. This has been established by medical studies.

Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy.

I want you to remember what was good in me, not what was most awful. The people you love should be allowed to keep their worst to themselves.