If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all.

Aren't you going to tell me I'm not so bad? she asked. Mmm-no. I was thinking how every man loves a hot girl with a history of making mistakes. Because it's always possible she'll make one with you.

Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy.

Don't believe everything you hear today

Maybe all the schemes of the devil were nothing compared to what man could think up.

I see God now as an unimaginative writer of popular fictions, someone who builds stories around sadistic and graceless plots, narratives that exist only to express His terror of a woman's power to choose who and how to love, to redefine love as she sees fit, not as God thinks it ought to be. The author is unworthy of His own characters.

The blood of a redheaded woman is three degrees cooler than the blood of a normal woman. This has been established by medical studies.