You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show.

Dictating to dictators doesn't work; they are congenitally delusional about their own indispensability.

Bush promised a foreign policy of humility and a domestic policy of compassion. He has given us a foreign policy of arrogance and a domestic policy that is cynical, myopic and cruel.

You know, larger than life is always better than smaller than life in politicians. And, you know, God save us from mediocrities.

What do you do in a novel? You take recognizable characters from your own life, and you fantasize about what they're really like.

The Democrats current crudeness is a function of their desperation, and the imminent ratification of Howard Dean, the least charming presidential candidate in recent memory, as their party chairman only serves to punctuate the problem.

I'm in favour of politicians having extra-marital relationships. Oh yeah. It makes them more understanding of the flaws that the rest of us have.