Sex accounts for about 40 percent of your relationship, but if it's bad, then it's 60.

I'm an average guy. I wasn't the dude who was gonna sit at the stage and dump all my paycheck into the girl.

The best love advice I've ever received is probably, 'I'm not leaving the relationship; I'm just leaving the house.'

I wouldn't tell anyone to study werewolves - I studied wolves, how they moved, their tendencies and sensibilities.

I did [Henrik] Ibsen and [Anton] Chekhov for years. Obviously I didn't get the kind of recognition I have now. Somebody once told me, "You ride the horse the direction it's going."

American comedies especially are all about these men being browbeaten by their wives and it's impossible for me to watch.

I went to a school that's predominantly computer science and engineering. So, there's a real shortage of hot girls, let's say.