I was single long enough, and when I was, it wasn't about putting notches in the bedpost.

Acting was my first love.

Every weekend the drama department would have parties. The 20 hot girls on campus? All of them were in the drama dept. So we'd have somebody standing guard at the door to keep all the computer science guys out. We had to guard our women at all times.

I grew up a big comic book reader, as a kid, and I love the whole fanboy crowd.

Sex accounts for about 40 percent of your relationship, but if it's bad, then it's 60.

So listen, man, "weird" is my middle name. I'm ready for anything. The weirder, the better.

The reason I couldn't pay my rent was because I was one of the worst drinkers you'd ever seen in your life.