I can't wait until tomorrow 'cause I get better looking every day.

I deal with football from a realistic, logical point of view.

I'd rather go to Vietnam than get married.

I have no idea what my batting average was in high school, but I know it wasn't below .450, and that's pretty good hitting where I come from.

Nobody wants to follow somebody who doesn't know where he's going.

I've tested life and I've learned what works for me.

I'm always gonna be Joe Namath, and I'm not running from that.