I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy-oh-boy women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first meet them and get to know them. Ache when you leave them. Joy. Ache. Joy. Ache. Joyachejoyachejoyachejoyache.