Eee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe

Guitarists shouldn't get too riled up about all of the great players that were left off of 'Rolling Stone Magazines' list of the Greatest Guitar Players of all Time' ... Rolling Stone is published for people who read the magazine because they don't know what to wear.

Guitars are fun. There are plenty of different kinds to play. They look cool. They sound cool. Don't you want to play guitar?

Satriani's Law: There's at least a 30% chance that someone will print the name Satriani incorrectly

R.I.P. Steve Jobs. I bet you're busy right now revolutionizing and redesigning the afterlife for all of us to enjoy when our time comes

My inspirations don't come from outer space, they just come to me. I have no idea why they come when they do.

Some of us are going to play faster than others. Hitting the right notes and getting your technique right is so much more important than speed.