I'm not an angry person. When I write, the lawyer in me tries to make it as easy to read as possible.

In Washington, I found myself as a 31-year-old in a room with the president, vice president, and secretaries of state and defense, and I was unfazed by it. But get me around a rock star I grew up with and I have trouble completing sentences.

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically.

If you don't have a hologram, how can you understand what's going on in the news? Right? Am I right?

With my hours, I don't hang out with anybody. I work and come home to my Upper West Side apartment.

Just because everybody else is engaged in a group hug with Barack Obama doesn't mean that somebody doesn't have to tell the truth.

As a Republican, I have listened to Democrats talk about the only two times we won the White House in like 200 years that we stole both elections. I had to sit through Fahrenheit 9/11 and a lady was sobbing violently behind me about the election being stolen by George Bush and I patted her half way through and said, 'it's alright, it's alright. It's all a lie anyway.' Democrats have been whining for 16 years, they're still writing articles about how Bush stole the election in 2004 and 2000.