My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him start a campaign.

Look what's happened to Barack Obama over the last two years or George Bush for eight. It's a blood sport. But at some point, I may feel the need to run for office again.

If you don't have a hologram, how can you understand what's going on in the news? Right? Am I right?

With my hours, I don't hang out with anybody. I work and come home to my Upper West Side apartment.

We're going to look awfully stupid if we give income tax relief to people who do not pay income taxes.

For eight years Republicans worked around the clock to delegitimize Bill Clinton. For the next eight years, Democrats tried to delegitimize Bush. Now Barack Obama is enduring the rage of his conservative opposition.

I'm serious about this. The Republican Party needs to reform or die. President Bush did three things. He destroyed the Republican majority, he crippled the American conservative movement and he weakened the country. That's a hell of a trifecta.