Anybody who makes speeches written by someone else is just a robot.

A lot of people... use a calculator!

There is a time to dance to techno and a time not to.

A lot of the time I'm semi-insane, but there is a slight bit of intelligence there.

There isn't a town in the world I haven't run amok in.

I like to read because it's the opposite of being on the go. Reading is the perfect antidote.

Nonsmokers should be banned from buying any product a smoker created.