(The mainstream media) are so vested in our first black president not being a failure that it's going to be amazing to watch the lengths they go to to protect him. They, I believe, will spout this racist line if some of their colleagues up here aren't doing it aggressively enough. There is going to be a real desperation.

Every Saturday we work in the yard, pick up the dog doo, hope that it's hard.

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.

I wouldn't say rock & roll is dead but the current music made by young people isn't really rock & roll.

With modern technology and science, you can't find one instance in which an abortion would be needed to save a woman's life. There is no such exception as life of the mother, and as far as health of the mother, same thing.

The most terrifying thing that ever happened to me was that Keith Moon decided he liked me.

My Maserati does 185, I lost my license, now I don't drive.