I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life.

Today is a new day. A New opportunity to get better stronger faster smarter and closer to your goals and dreams. Take it.

Without cigarettes, I would be doing heroin, probably, on a daily basis.

Elijah Wood from Lord Of The Rings can't get married with a girl named Holly beacause it would make Holly Wood get it HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom is Christian, and she wouldn't let us listen to rock music. So me and my brother, we had this tape player with head phones, and we locked ouselves in the pantry. We were fighting over the headphones, sitting in the dark pantry listening to Metallica.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.