Elijah Wood from Lord Of The Rings can't get married with a girl named Holly beacause it would make Holly Wood get it HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

I believe everyone on this planet deserves equal rights to their own pursuit of happiness.

Without cigarettes, I would be doing heroin, probably, on a daily basis.

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.

The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.

I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.