It's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's.

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

I would like eternal life. I would like to have the power to choose who lives and dies.

I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god.

I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, no matter how you slice it. You know, we keep eating it up. Some of the most intelligent people I know cannot get enough of it. That's a dangerous thing.