If New Vegas foretells something about America's future, then the culture wars are all but over, and culture lost.

I love sushi, but I'm not going to write a column about it.

When I lose my column again, I'm sure I'll get hungry again. Maybe it's having a kid, but it's probably just getting to do what I always wanted to do - I'm really not that hungry.

Online reaction is very different than real-world reaction.

Basically, I wake up, take care of my son for a little while, and then like, "I am gonna write!" And then I wind up.

People are different in different situations and people are different online than they are in real life.

I would be at home reading, because I felt so disconnected from humanity.