If New Vegas foretells something about America's future, then the culture wars are all but over, and culture lost.

I have a really high bar for being angry. Like, it doesn't even happen every year.

I hate walking up to strangers.

I think I realized that Dave Barry was funnier than I'll ever be, and he made no attempt to make any actual points. He had a general libertarian point of view, but in general, he just liked to make jokes.

When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole lot of jackass.

I don't read "letters" sections of magazines, but I'll read anyone's blog post about me.

Being in New York and having worked at Time Out New York and then being at Time, living in New York for a long time has helped because I know everybody. And they're the people who call me and give me jobs. So that kind of real networking, which is just living in a place and having jobs where people around you are extremely successful, has helped me tremendously.