I don't like to be in the forest. It's a weird thing. I've learned to have a general appreciation for nature, which has taken a while. But the forest, I still don't really love.

I'm not that clued into what people are that touchy about and how many of them there are and how niche these niches are.

Basically, I wake up, take care of my son for a little while, and then like, "I am gonna write!" And then I wind up.

I think I realized that Dave Barry was funnier than I'll ever be, and he made no attempt to make any actual points. He had a general libertarian point of view, but in general, he just liked to make jokes.

Online reaction is very different than real-world reaction.

The people who get places in life just say yes to everything.

You don't really want an army of people making individual decisions. And I don't think I completely understood that until people gave me examples of what happens when your army takes over your government and it's like, "Oh, yeah, I guess you can't really have people make individual moral decisions."