You're not going to change anyone's mind. Especially online.

I can't explain why I don't read comments. Maybe because I worked at Time for so long and they don't have them, so I keep forgetting that they're there.

I have a really high bar for being angry. Like, it doesn't even happen every year.

You have to live among rich liberals to understand what they're saying. You'll never believe what they mean by 'middle class.' They mean themselves.

I don't read "letters" sections of magazines, but I'll read anyone's blog post about me.

When wine drinkers tell me they taste notes of cherries, tobacco and rose petals, usually all I can detect is a whole lot of jackass.

You can get away with stuff in a one-page story that you can't get away with in a book.