When I played doctor I played to win.

Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

Well, it's possible to be mentally ill and rational.

I have a form of ESP that allows me to consistently pick losing lottery numbers, and generally make poor life choices.

Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)