I don't call myself an actor, I call myself an entertainer, because I don't just do one thing.

I would love to lecture to women on men. I'd tell them everything about men: gay, straight, bi, how we're all the same, how we're all bastards.

Never apologize for being nerdy, because un-nerdy people never apologize for being assholes.

I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments.

When I was younger I wanted to be an airline pilot, but that lasted for about 30 seconds.

I'm really passionate about pantomime because it is often the first introduction for a child to theatre, and if that child has a great experience at a pantomime they will continue to come year after year.

If you do something and it goes wrong, you learn from it and you move on.