When I was younger I wanted to be an airline pilot, but that lasted for about 30 seconds.

I would love to lecture to women on men. I'd tell them everything about men: gay, straight, bi, how we're all the same, how we're all bastards.

When I was a kid growing up in the States in the late '70s and early '80s, as soon as 'Dallas' came on on a Friday night on CBS at 9 P.M., we stopped everything from that moment on as a family.

I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments.

Have I ever been the shy retiring type? Never. Not since the day I was born.

I find with television, you have to play personality, whereas onstage, everyone talks about "the character," and what you do. It's a very different thing, because stage is much bigger, but on television, for things to come across to the public, I think you have to play a bit of your personality.

Never apologize for being nerdy, because un-nerdy people never apologize for being assholes.