There are two thing you need for a jolly good hymn.The first is a set of words that expresses the mood or sentiment of the worshipper.The second-and perhaps even more important- is a good tune..with a simple popular melody.

I am still reeling with delight at the soaring majesty of Norfolk.

On out deathbeds we're not going to regret all the work we didn't do. We're going to regret all the sex we didn't have!

Imprisoned in a cage of sound, even the trivial seems profound

And now, dear Lord, I cannot wait Because I have a luncheon date.

Too many people in the modern world view poetry as a luxury, not a necessity like petrol. But to me it's the oil of life.

Oh Wasn't it naughty of Smudges? Oh, Mummy, I'm sick with disgust. She threww me in front of the judges, And my silly old collar-bone's bust.