I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds.

I would love to have a photographic memory. It would come in handy with the rants I'm given on Scrubs... often on short notice!

TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle.

Freedom of speech is, to all Americans, as oxygen is to the human condition. It is a right that has been irreversibly programmed into our hard drive. We are free to speak our minds. An artist's right to express him or herself as best suits their art, is the artist's prerogative and it is guaranteed.

As an actor, it's great to play a strong leader with a heart of gold.

Learn your lines.' I want that on my gravestone.

My son walked up to Nicole on the beach and I was throwing the ball for the dogs in the ocean... I was like, Max you get the dogs. I’ll talk to the hot blondes.