I would love to have a photographic memory. It would come in handy with the rants I'm given on Scrubs... often on short notice!

I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds.

As an actor, it's great to play a strong leader with a heart of gold.

If you watch 'E.T.' and say that there are holes in the story because this alien lands, then don't go to the movie! It drives me insane.

The idea for actors is to make a living telling stories, so if you can do that, then you’re way ahead of the game.

My son walked up to Nicole on the beach and I was throwing the ball for the dogs in the ocean... I was like, Max you get the dogs. I’ll talk to the hot blondes.

I like to be in waiting rooms with people as they're auditioning, because their terror calms me.