Let our love be like an arch- two weaknesses leaning together to form one strength.

Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.

It is easy enough to praise men for the courage of their conviction. I wish I could teach the sad young of this mealy generation the courage of their convictions.

Spontaneous is what you get after the seventeenth draft.

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.

I have one head that wants to be good, And one that wants to be bad. And always, as soon as I get up, One of my heads is sad.

A carbonated wine foisted upon Americans (who else would drink it?) by winery ad agencies as a way of getting rid of inferior champagne by mixing it with inferior burgundy.