A carbonated wine foisted upon Americans (who else would drink it?) by winery ad agencies as a way of getting rid of inferior champagne by mixing it with inferior burgundy.

You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.

Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Spontaneous is what you get after the seventeenth draft.

Fermentation equals civilization.

Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it!