Conviction is possible only in a world more primitive than ours can be perceived to be. A man can achieve a simply gnomic conviction only by ignoring the radical describers of his environment, or by hating them, as convinced men have hated, say, Darwin and Freud, as agents of some devil.

The day will happen whether or not you get up.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.

Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it!

Men marry what they need. I marry you.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.