If you wanna give me an award, I'll take it. Just don't make me go to the party afterwards.

Most movies, once the action starts there's no more characters. You say a couple of dumb lines and then there's just explosions until the end.

All the choices we make in our life are pointless. There’s no escaping the inevitable.

Kitsch is more dangerous than it looks when taken to the extreme.

A lot of people know that something very drastic has happened to the very idea of America.

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music?

Satire is meant to have teeth; satire is meant to be dangerous. But it also happens to be fun because subversion and telling the right kind of people to go to hell is supposed to feel good.