I want story, wit, music, wryness, color, and a sense of reality in what I read, and I try to get it in what I write.

The only thing that prisons demonstrably cure is heterosexuality.

This was not some pretty little girl, coyly flirtatious, delicately stimulated. This was the mature female of the species, vivid, handsome and strong demanding that all the life within her be matched. Her instinct would detect any hedging, any dishonesty, any less than complete response to her - and then she would be gone for good.

Now it stands to reason, mister, any damn fool stares into the sun long enough, he'll end up seeing exactly what some other damn fool tells him he's going to see.

Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather.

If the cards are stacked against you, reshuffle the deck.

My purpose is to entertain myself first and other people secondly.