In the morning I'm often anti-semantic.

Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will.

Now it stands to reason, mister, any damn fool stares into the sun long enough, he'll end up seeing exactly what some other damn fool tells him he's going to see.

Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.

If you would be thrilled by watching the galloping advance of a major glacier, you'd be ecstatic watching changes in publishing.

A nonreader is somebody standing there in a blindfold.

My purpose is to entertain myself first and other people secondly.