Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt, that it really ought to be done in bed

The truth is that trout fishermen scheme and lie and toss in their sleep. They dream of great dripping trout, shapely and elusive as mermaids, and arise cranky and haggard from their fantasies. They are moody and neglectful and all of them a little daft. Moreover they are inclined to drink too much.

Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt, that it really ought to be done in bed

Most fisherman, including this one, cling to their pet stupidities as they would to a battered briar or an old jacket; and their dogged persistence in wrong methods and general wrong-headedness finally wins the a sort of grudging admiration, if not many fish.

To paraphrase a deceased patriot, I regret that I have only one life to give to my fly-fishing.

There is a lot of amiable fantasy written about trout fishing, but the truth is that few men know much if anything about the habits of trout and little more about the manner of taking them.

Fly-fishing is a magic way to recapture the rapture of solitude without the pangs of loneliness.