I have one love - Canada; one purpose - Canada's greatness; one aim - Canadian unity from the Atlantic to the Pacific.

I've got all of my enemies here in the Cabinet where I can keep an eye on them.

What is the difference between a cactus and a conservative caucus? On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

I'm disturbed because the doctors tell me I'm as sound as a dollar.

You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.

That one never asks a question unless he knows the answer is basic to parliamentary questioning.

I am so excited about Canadians ruling the world.