I rob banks for a living. What do you do?

Lie down on the floor and keep calm.

All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.

My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money!

We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.

I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you see, fellas, I ain't such a bad guy at heart.

Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.