I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there was a war on, and on another occasion, I remember, I was suddenly taken drunk.

I am... a mushroom; On whom the dew of heaven drops now and then.

It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.

Electronics is clearly the winner of the day.

Love is a tyrant, resisted.

Not only does God play dice with the universe, He's using loaded dice.

Let them fear bondage who are slaves to fear; the sweetest freedom is an honest heart.