In little pockets of conversation, old men were telling stories of ancient floods. Women were talking of about how much rain there'd been in other towns -- Paragould, Lepanto, and Manila.

A riveting, exciting and thoroughly compelling tale of adventure.

You need some coffee, don't you?" "Yes, I've only had a gallon.

How could homosexuals possibly srew up the sanctity of marriage any worse than heterosexuals?

The worst letters come from retired high school English teachers. They will literally take a book and pick it to pieces and send me 14 pages of notes.

Some people have more guts than brains.

I don't usually eat breakfast. I prefer to be asleep during the hours that it is served.