I learned that lesson a long time ago. When you write popular fiction, you're going to get bashed by critics.

My decision to become a lawyer was irrevocably sealed when I realized my father hated the legal profession.

You need some coffee, don't you?" "Yes, I've only had a gallon.

My name became a brand and I'd love to say it was the plan from the start. But the only plan was to keep writing books. And I've stuck to that ever since.

My mum was never too keen on TV, so we kids all went to the library and got books out. Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read about Tom Sawyer, I'd go out and do something low-level naughty, just like him.

Once again, I was reminded that Tally was the prettiest girl I'd ever met, and when she smiled at me my mind went blank. Once you've seen a pretty girl naked, you feel a certain attachment to her.

Please give me fifty more years of work and fun, then an instant death when I'm sleeping.