I earned my first steady paycheck watering rose bushes at a nursery for a dollar an hour.

I always do book signings with the same blue pen. That way, if I add a personalised message to a book I've already signed, it'll be in the same colour as my signature.

A riveting, exciting and thoroughly compelling tale of adventure.

I looked at her and tried to speak, but all I could think about was how shocked she'd be if I said what I was thinking.

Please give me fifty more years of work and fun, then an instant death when I'm sleeping.

In little pockets of conversation, old men were telling stories of ancient floods. Women were talking of about how much rain there'd been in other towns -- Paragould, Lepanto, and Manila.

If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough.