Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

If you could kick the posterior of the person who has hurt you the most, ...you wouldn't be able to sit down for six weeks.

The greatest test of faith is when you don't get what you want, but still you are able to say Thank You Lord.

Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How can the Jews be blamed for rejecting what was never offered?

It is impossible to call yourself a Christian and defend homosexuality. There is no justification or acceptance of homosexuality... Homosexuality means the death of society because homosexuals can recruit, but they cannot reproduce.

When someone throws trash on you, shake it off, stomp on it, and use it to rise to the top!