Don't cuss. Don't argue with the officials. And don't lose the game.
What is this? It is a prolate spheroid, an elongated sphere-in which the outer leather casing is drawn tightly over a somewhat smaller rubber tubing. Better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
When you find your opponent's weak spot, hammer it.