He was the kind of kid you did not want to sit by. He kept his boogers in his desk, he wore a neck tie.

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.

I see you over there, just clinging to the wall. Because they told you like ivy you were bound to crawl. But you kept looking up, girl, and I know why. You knew someday you were gonna touch the sky.

I am the student who picks his nose, so come over here and take off your clothes.

He's on a mission of mercy to the new frontier, he's gonna check us all on out of here. Up to that mansion on a hill, where you can get your prescription filled.

When the road gets dark - And you can no longer see - Just let my love throw a spark - And have a little faith in me.

Motorboat to heaven, baby's got the key. Tell me, how am I supposed to get in close back here on these water skis?