Terry Gross. I would rush home from high school to listen to Terry Gross.

I don't watch television. And certainly not ads; I loathe advertising.

Unfortunately for humanity, I've gotten into the habit of providing my own closing music for shows by singing a song and playing the ukulele.

I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.

I think for the foreseeable future, the truth is going to be awful and funny all at the same time.

I am not an Internet superstar.

A literary agent is nothing but a cheap salesman (or woman); while a writer is a cheap salesman (or woman) who also has to actually write the books.