What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.

Terry Gross. I would rush home from high school to listen to Terry Gross.

Here's the thing: I am not only a creature of civilization, I'm an asthmatic person. I will only live so long as I have stockpiled the proper inhalers. I'm effectively a cyborg. You know how in Jurassic Park, they bred those dinosaurs with the lysine deficiencies, so if they ever got off the island, they'd die? That's me.

Just because you see an iceberg does not mean that there isn't global warming.

I am someone who values truth - actual truth as opposed to 'truthiness.'

I have an unfortunate compulsion. I really would rather not do it, as it is very nerve-wracking and un-fun. But when it works, there is nothing like it.

John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald meet in hell and team up to assassinate Satan.