If you have not seen it, FOOTBALL is a game in which men shove one another back and forth for no reason. They do not choose how, when, or whom they shove. They are doing this in order to please one angry old man on the sidelines. This old man is called the 'coach' or 'yelling surrogate' dad who will never be happy.

Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not.

I would say aside from Moxie soda bottles and Masonic artifacts, there's nothing I really collect.

Panic is an incredibly catalyzing creative force. And almost out of sheer necessity, I found I had to talk about myself and my real life as it is effectively lived by me.

I know nothing about letting go.

My candidacy is a compelling argument for my candidacy. I want to be President.

I used to enjoy the anonymity of being a literary figure and occasionally a public radio figure.