All books should be trilogies; I mean I think we all agree on that.

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

I would say aside from Moxie soda bottles and Masonic artifacts, there's nothing I really collect.

I believe that the federal government should be laying down broadband like Eisenhower laid down interstates.

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

My whole creative career is a product of the Internet. ...I'll take that back. To some degree. My fascination with cultural esoterica and trivia and so on was well-formed long before I got my first AOL account.

Generally speaking, I, like anyone else who does anything publicly, like it when people like what I do, and would like to hear as much.